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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black ?"

La o nunta, un baietel se uita spre mama sa si o intreaba: Mami, de ce poarta fata alb? Mama ii raspunde: Mireasa este in alb deoarece este fericita, si aceasta este cea mai fericita zi din viata ei. Baietelul se gandeste putin si spune: Ei bine, atunci de ce baiatul poarta negru ?

If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.

Daca este adevarat ca fetele au tendinta sa se marite cu barbati asemanatori cu tatal lor, este de inteles de ce asa multe mame plang asa de mult la nunti.

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."

O bunica isi auzi nepoata de 5 ani jucandu-se de-a nunta. Juramintele au fost cam asa: Ai dreptul sa nu spui nimic, orice vei spune va fi folosit impotriva ta, ai dreptul sa te reprezinte un avocat. Poti saruta mireasa.

My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.
John
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

Draga mea Susan,

Dulceata inimii mele. Am fost dezolat pe toata aceasta perioada de cand am anulat logodna. Pur si simplu devastat. Nu ai vrea sa iei in considerare faptul de a te intoarce la mine? Tu ai un loc in inima mea pe care nicio alta femie nu-l poate inlocui. Nu as putea sa ma casatoresc niciodata cu o alta femeie asa ca si tine. Am nevoie de tine asa de mult. Vrei sa ma ierti si sa o luam de la inceput? Te iubesc nespus.

John

P.S.: Felicitari pentru castigarea la lotto.

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them." His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

In timp ce era pe patul de moarte, barbatul se confesa nevestei : Nu pot muri fara sa-ti spun adevarul. Te-am inselat pe parcursul intregii noastre casatorii. In toate acele nopti in care ti-am spus ca lucrez pana tarziu, am fost de fapt cu alte femei. Si nu numai cu o singura femeie, m-am culcat cu o duzina. Sotia se uita calm la el si spuse: De ce crezi ca te-am otravit?

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"  As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed. He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"

Era odata un milionar care colectiona aligatori vii, pe care ii tinea in piscina din spatele vilei. Milionarul avea deasemenea o fata foartefrumoasa care era singura. Intr-o zi el decide sa tina o mare petrecere, in timpul careia anunta: Dragi invitati..am o propunere pentru fiecare barbat de aici. Am sa-i dau 1 milion de dolari sau pe fiica mea, celui care inoata in piscina plina cu aligatori si scapa cu viata! De indata ce termina propozitia, se auzi un zgomot imens, de improscare cu apa. Un tip innota in piscina cu tot ce putea si urla de frica. Multimea incepu sa-l incurajeze in timp ce facea eforturi pt a-si salva viata . In cele din urma iesi pe partea cealalta, numai cu o camasa rupta si cu niste rani minore. Milionarul impresionat spuse: Baiete, a fost incredibil!Fantastic! Nu credeam ca poate fi facut! Ei bine, trebuie sa-mi tin promisiunea. O vrei pe fata mea sau milionul de dolari? Tipul spuse: Asculta, nu-ti vreau banii si nici pe fiica-ta! O vreau pe persoana care m-a impins in apa!!