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One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part of the lake. Bob said, ”I know. I can spit in the water!” But Bubba said, ” No! How will we know it’s your spit?” They thought and thought and finally Bob said, ” I know. We can draw an ‘X’ right here on the side of the boat!” But Bubba said ”No, no, Bob. That won’t work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?”

 

Intr-o zi, Bob si Bubba au mers la pescuit. Au prins mult peste asa ca se gandeau cum sa faca, sa tina minte aceasta portiune a lacului. Bob spuse: Eu stiu, as putea sa scuip in apa. Dar Bubba spuse: Nu! Cum vom sti ca tu ai scuipat acolo? S-au gandit ei ce s-au gandit si Bob spuse in cele din urma: Stiu. Putem face un X, aici pe partea asta a barcii! Dar Bubba spuse: Nu, nu. Nu va fi ok. De unde stim ca vom primi tot aceeasi barca si data viitoare?

 

Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

 

Doi tarani merg intr-o excursie pt a pescui. Inchiriaza tot echipamentul - undite, trestii pt pescuit, costume, barca cu vasle, masina, chiar si o cabana in padure. Intr-un cuvant, au cheltuit o avere! In prima zi merg la pescuit, dar nu prind nimic. Acelasi lucru se intampa si in a 2-a  si in a 3-a zi.Si tot asa pana la finalul excursiei,cand, in ultima zi, unul dintre ei prinde un peste. In drum spre casa sunt foarte deprimati. Unul dintre tipi se intoarce catre celalalt si spune: Iti dai seama ca  acest peste amarat pe care l-am prins ne-a costat 1500 de dolari? Celalalt tip raspune: Wow! Atunci e un lucru bun ca nu am mai prins si altii!

 

 

A driving application

Cerere pt permis de conducere

Redneck Driver's Application                           
Cererea pt permis de conducere a unui taran
 
Pleez compleet this paper, best ya can.               
Va rog completati cum puteti mai bine
 
Last name: ________________              Numele de familie
 
First name:                                       Prenumele: 
[_] Billy-Bob   [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe   [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray   [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue   [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae   [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack  [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
 
 
 
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)                Varsta ( daca nu stiti, puneti la nimerala)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None                           Sex  M    F    Niciunul
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right           Marimea pantofului         Stangul             Dreptul
Occupation:  Ocupatia                         
[_] Farmer  Fermier [_] Mechanic  Mecanic
[_] Hair Dresser  Frizer/Frizerita [_] Waitress Chelnerita
[_] Un-employed  Somer  [_] Dirty Politician Politician corupt
 
Spouse's Name:     __________________________ Numele sotiei/sotului
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________Numele sotiei/sotului nr 2
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ Numele sotiei/sotului nr 3
Lover's Name:      __________________________ Numele amantei/amantului
2nd Lover's Name:  __________________________ Numele amantei nr 2/amantului nr 2
 
 
 
Relationship with spouse:   Gradul de rudenie cu sotia/sotul
[_] Sister  Sora [_] Aunt Matusa
[_] Brother Frate [_] Uncle Unchi
[_] Mother Mama  [_] Son Fiu
[_] Father Tata [_] Daughter Fiica
[_] Cousin Verisor  [_] Pet  Animal de companie 
 
Number of children living in household: ___Numarul de copii care traiesc in gospodarie
Number of children living in shed:      ___ Numarul de copii care traiesc in grajd
Number of children that are yours:      ___ Numarul de copii care sunt ai d-vs
 
Mother's Name: _______________________ Numele mamei
Father's Name: _______________________ Numele tatalui
 
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Educatie: 1 2 3 4 (incercuiti cea ultima clasa absolvita)
If you obtained a higher education what was your  Daca ai primit o mai mare educatie, care clasa ai absolvit-o?
major?                                                                        
[_] 5th grade  clasa a V-a   [_] 6th grade  clasa a VI-a
 
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?  Detii propria locuinta mobila sau stai in chirie?
 
Vehicles you own and where you keep them: Vehiculele pe care le detii si unde le tii
___ Total number of vehicles you own   Numarul total de vehicule pe care le detii
___ Number of vehicles in front yard  Numarul de vehicule din fata casei
___ Number of vehicles in back yard  Numarul de vehicule din spatele casei
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks  Numarul de vehicule pe butuci
 
Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you  or    Varsta la care ai invatat sa conduci (daca ai inceput dupa 
you or not a slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)                          varsta de 10 ani, inveti sau nu, foarte incet? Da/Nu
              
Firearms you own and where you keep them: Armele de foc pe care le ai si unde le tii
____ truck   camion      ____ kitchen bucatarie
____ bedroom dormitor      ____ bathroom/outhouse   baie/grajd 
____ shed  hangar        
 
Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_         Modelul si anul de fabricatie al masinii tale  - -- -- 194...
 
Do you have a gun rack?   Aveti o pusca? 
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:            Da     Nu      Daca nu, va rog explicati
 
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:           Ziare/reviste la care sunteti abonat” 
[_] The National Enquirer    [_] The Globe            National Enquirer    The Globe            
[_] TV Guide                 [_] Soap Opera Digest      Ghidul TV          Publicatia cu telenovele             
[_] Rifle and Shotgun                                               Carabina si impuscatura
 
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO                 Numarul exact de cate ori ati vazut un OZN
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis                    Numarul exact de cate ori l-ati vazut pe Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO   Numarul exact de cate ori l-ati vazut pe Elvis si un OZN
 
How often do you bathe:  Cat de des faceti baie: 
[_] Weekly      saptamanal
[_] Monthly          lunar
[_] Not Applicable    nu se aplica
 
How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___      Cati dinti aveti in gura?
Color of teeth:      Culoarea lor
[_] Yellow  Glbeni [_] Brownish-Yellow Maroniu-galbui
[_] Brown   maro [_] Black Negri
 
 
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:      Marca preferata de tutun pe care il mestecati
[_] Red-Man    Red-Man            [_] Skoal  Skoal               
 
How far is your home from a paved road?        La ce distanta locuiti de un drum pavat?
[_] 1 mile                       1 mila
[_] 2 miles                     2 mile
[_] don't know             nu stiu

 

 

     Aceste glume (bancuri, poante = jokes) sunt alese din glumele care circula in limba engleza. Pentru o mai buna intelegere a limbii engleze  si o imbunatatire a vocabularului, Academia de Engleza va prezinta si traducerea lor. Aceste glume au fost alese la intamplare.

 

 

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