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There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties. One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour. So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up. One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant. "It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?". "Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me.

 

Doua furnici locuiesc in lenjeria intima a unei fete. Intr-o zi decid sa mearga sa exploreze pesterile. Se hotarasc sa se intlneasca in acelasi loc peste o ora. Astfel ca o furnica intra intr- o pestera si cealalta furnica intr-o alta pestera. Dupa ce a trecut o ora, cele doua furnici se reitalnira in acelasi loc. O furnica era acoperita in ceva maro, lipicios si urat mirositor. Fuii! Cum a fost pestera ta? O intreba cealalta furnica.  A fost frumos la inceput, dar apoi a devenit foarte urat mirositor, si peretii erau intunecosi si lipiciosi, raspunse furnica. Si a ta cum a fost? Ei bine, spuse ea, a fost dragut la inceput, rozuliu si caldut, dar apoi a aparut un tip chel, care incepu sa ma loveasca cu capul si apoi m-a si scuipat.

 

One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.
He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"
The hooker replied "100 Bucks" The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money" So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs."
So he gave her the money and received the best hand job he had ever had. The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a head job?" She said "200 dollars" "200 dollars that's a lot of money"
She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yaht by the pier, I paid for that yaht by giving head jobs." So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life On hist last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package." "1000 dollars' "1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money" So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if i had a pussy
.

 

Intr-o zi un tip a plecat intr-o calatorie de afaceri in Florida. Vazu o prostituata si ii spuse: Cat ma costa pt o masturbare? Prostituata ii raspunse: 100 de dolari. Barbatul raspunse: 100 de dolari? Sunt al naibii de multi bani. Asa ca prostituata il trase de-oaprte si spuse: Vezi Mercedesul acela, l-am cumparat cu banii luati de la maasturabarile ce le-am facut . Asa ca ii da banii si primi cea mai buna masturbare traita vreodata. A doua zi o vede si o intreaba: Cat ceri pt un sex oral? 200 de dolari raspunse ea. 200 de dolari sunt multi bani. Il trase din nou la oparte si ii spuse: Vezi acel iaht de langa dig, l-am platiti cu banii obtinuti pe sex oral. Asa ca o plateste si primeste cel mai bun sex oral din viata sa. In ultima lui zi in Florida, se intoarce la prostituata si ii spune: Masturabarea a fost buna, sexul oral a fost perfect, cat imi ceri pt tot pachetul?1000 de doalri. 1000 de dolari sunt al naibii de multi bani. Il trase la oparte si ii spuse: Vezi insula aceea, mi-as putea-o permite daca as avea o p****.

 

It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat." She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied. Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer. As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in. "Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo" "NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

 

Era prima zi din noul an scolar. Trei baieti ajung la ora tarziu, si profesoara il intreaba pe primul baiat. De ce ai intarziat? Baiatul raspunde: am fost pe Blueberry Hill. Ia loc. Il intreaba pe cel de-al doilea baiat de ce a intarziat. Am fost si eu pe Blueberry Hill, raspunse . Apoi il intreba pe cel de-al treilea baiat, care raspunse acelasi lucru. In timp ce baietii se asezau o eleva intra in clasa. Lasa-ma sa ghicesc, spuse profesoara, si tu ai fost pe Blueberry Hill? Nu......eu sunt Blueberry Hill, raspunse fata.

 

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight." The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

 

Un barbat si o femeie incep sa faca sex in mijlocul unei paduri intunecate. Dupa 15 minute, barbatul se ridica in cele din urma si spuse: La naiba, mi-as fi dorit sa am o lanterna.Femeia raspunde: La fel si eu. De 10 minute mananci iarba !

 

 

     Aceste glume (bancuri, poante = jokes) sunt alese din glumele care circula in limba engleza. Pentru o mai buna intelegere a limbii engleze  si o imbunatatire a vocabularului, Academia de Engleza va prezinta si traducerea lor. Aceste glume au fost alese la intamplare.

 

 

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